When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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