she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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