she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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