You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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