Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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