The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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