3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
either way he was missing a nipple.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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