Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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