dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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