"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
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he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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