Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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