listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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