i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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