Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor