i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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