You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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