When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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