sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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