What did we do last night that was yellow?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I need water and some morals
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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