He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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