yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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