I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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