the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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