party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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