what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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