Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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