did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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