Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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