new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
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I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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