Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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