You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
id be glad to
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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