the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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my god I love twenty year old dicks
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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