Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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