just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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