Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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