if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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