Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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