So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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