thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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