I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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