Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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