3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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