Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
