physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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