we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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