Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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