you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he fucked my hip out of place.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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