I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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