Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (616): View more from Michigan

  dude you need to get laid

  (906): View more from Michigan

  me?

  (616): View more from Michigan

  no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months

  (906): View more from Michigan

  oh I thought you were talkin about me

  (906): View more from Michigan

  wait

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (616): dude you need to get laid (906): me? (616): no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months (906): oh I thought you were talkin about me (906): wait http://tfl.nu/self
  Replies (10) Good night (1024) Bad night (1835)
• Favorite

  (509): View more from Washington

  Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (509): Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made. http://tfl.nu/ax9s
  Replies (13) Good night (4157) Bad night (1700) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea http://tfl.nu/zoej
  Replies (60) Good night (3056) Bad night (8388) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster http://tfl.nu/810i
  Replies (9) Good night (2575) Bad night (963) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (605): You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex. http://tfl.nu/lyw2
  Replies (10) Good night (4706) Bad night (765) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay. http://tfl.nu/a1k2
  Replies (8) Good night (1450) Bad night (2583) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (580): I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever! http://tfl.nu/u7rz
  Replies (6) Good night (3293) Bad night (549) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (417): View more from Missouri

  woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (417): woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before. http://tfl.nu/td38
  Replies (4) Good night (1411) Bad night (451) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love http://tfl.nu/d5q9
  Replies (22) Good night (2042) Bad night (522) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition. http://tfl.nu/6rth
  Replies (19) Good night (2416) Bad night (600) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies. http://tfl.nu/sr2h
  Replies (17) Good night (2613) Bad night (420) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me

  (970): View more from Colorado

  Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me (970): Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere http://tfl.nu/25bl
  Replies (12) Good night (2411) Bad night (369)
• Favorite

  (881): View more from

  I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (881): I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull. http://tfl.nu/l3jf
  Replies (33) Good night (1242) Bad night (380) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (302): View more from Delaware

  Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (302): Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad http://tfl.nu/cr01
  Replies (6) Good night (1635) Bad night (225) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (408): View more from California

  IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (408): IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY http://tfl.nu/k5od
  Replies (5) Good night (548) Bad night (217) Order T-Shirt

Randomize