I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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