every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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