it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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