i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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