escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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