Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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