Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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