He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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